August 22, 2008 - Who's got a new office?

I DO!!! Look at that, whats that rectangular thing that allows me to see the outside world? A window? Can it be? Hoe'lee shite!... Are you seeing this Alain and Sophie? Thats right, my pasty, sun-light deprived friends, mwah ah ah ah! Dont worry you have plenty opportunity to rag on me back when winter gets here...

July 22, 2008 - Oh Alain!

I submit to you 1/2 of my dirty foreign officemates...

Alain, our time together is almost over...
But thats ok 'cause your quite the ogre...
I tried to make you pretty and paint your nails...
and I was hoping you'd forgotten after we'd drank all those ales...
Im leaving my swish friend in the souse...
But he knows that I love em' even if he sounds like there's marbles in his mowfts...