# Girl with the Perl Earring

!/usr/bin/bash/perl

open (FILE1, "perl_earring.jpg") || die "cannot open\n";

# Comments go here --- if you dont get it, dont worry, it just means you have yet to descend to the 7th level of coding hell.close (FILE1);

August 27, 2008 - After

Well this is the finished product, one semi-transparent, unbelievably accurate (c'mon I dare ya!, who do you know that has a sediment-laden pyroclastic flow faux stained glass office door window, not to mention the fragmentation illustrated in the conduit!) volcano of flavors... except calderas cause there boring... j/k calderas! were cool, call me sometime and we'll chill...

August 24, 2008 - Officemod 1.0

Exploration of my new department at school reveals that not only does every office/classroom in this particular building have cool doors with circular windows, but almost every single person blocks thier's off with plain white paper or some sort of construction paper/poster. Well, not to be outdone by white paper again I came up with this neeto idea of using some of my 'stained glass' paints to do a volcano mural on our lab window. I believe this serves two important purposes; First, we're protecting our privacy from would-be equipment thieves, chair stealers, and advisors with a quiet gate. Second, it clearly illustrates the badass nature of our volcanology lab. Duh.

Here is the initial sketch, seems to work, lab-mates like it... its a go!