Showing posts with label drunk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drunk. Show all posts

5.11.08

Election party

Hypothesis: There's no point in staying sober no matter which way it goes.

Theory behind the hypothesis: booze = good. plus, if you mention crab legs + free you will be inundated with geologists


Obama wins a state - drink the tequila
McCain wins a state - drink the jagermeister
The Republicans take the 'Bible belt' - drink the Jack Daniels
McCain wins - commit suicide by drinking the bottle of Stroh (see Strohface posts)


30.10.08

Strohface : Michelle

Stroh: For over 170 years STROH branded spirits and liqueurs have stood for outstanding quality, exceptional strength and taste. In 1832 Sebastian Stroh started the unrivalled Austrian story of success - STROH is today available in over 30 countries worldwide and is appreciated for it’s particular aroma and great taste. The brand STROH represents Austrian art and quality of life.

BULLSHIT! Stroh should only be used to self medicate for throat cancer and when you run out of that acid shit for alien blood!


Strohface: stupid faces you make while someone takes pictures of you drinking stroh and not telling you its the most terrible thing you'll ever put in your mouth (well for most of us, not including my botched attempt at patchouli absinthe, thats another story)


27.7.08

July 27, 2008 - So long and thanks for all the fish..

Saying goodbye to some good friends...



and I dont know how long its been since Ive seen these two together, thank god Ive got photo documentation for posterity.

13.7.08

July 13, 2008 - Whoops!


An interesting thing happened last night... It started out innocently enough, Nik and I just wanted to go out an have a nice romantic dinner at Simply Thai. Unfortunately, by the time we got moving everthing was closed. What to do? Eh, go to O'Briens (my old neighborhood's irish-themed pub). It was nice to kick back and have a few drinks, and as always I ran into someone from high school there. Skip to hours later and we've closed down the bar, gone to my friend Jeremy's house and Nik passes out. I actually had a great time, Jeremy and I (drunkenly) argued over the safety of airplanes vs. cars for something like 5 hours. And to top the night off we had a bit of a fist fight. Hey, at least I took off the brass knuckles before I landed one on his jaw! Good times! Seriously, it was nice to stop thinking about my thesis for a few hours and to be fair, my jaw is sore today too ;)
Oh, and here is today's P-365 sumbission