Tim Allen Says He Should Have Gone Into Military Instead of Jail
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By Matt Solomon Published: October 29th, 2025
2 hours ago
Me an my mom shared a birthday party once, lets see, it was my 15th and my mom's 35th... most of the girls were intimidated by a shaved man's penis in the face.... not Jen!!!
'Ahh!! Sunshine! Shit I cant traverse basaltic rocks, Mandie! Help me!" Anyways, thats how I remember it going down...