Hypothesis: There's no point in staying sober no matter which way it goes.
Theory behind the hypothesis: booze = good. plus, if you mention crab legs + free you will be inundated with geologists
Obama wins a state - drink the tequila
McCain wins a state - drink the jagermeister
The Republicans take the 'Bible belt' - drink the Jack Daniels
McCain wins - commit suicide by drinking the bottle of Stroh (see Strohface posts)
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